pajamaben:

You really cant trust people you meet online. For instance, i met a girl from a dating site once and she never even saw it coming when i stole her purse.

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darrynek:

hello 911 yes i’d like to report a murder

this bitch killed my vibe

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suicoone:

me at ur funeral:

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